It’s the beginning of the end, republicans. With only 3 months to go until Royal Wedding Fever reaches its climax, the supermarket big guns are now stepping up their merchandising game to really get the masses onboard. Enter Sainsbury’s first release, the prototype Royal Wedding t-shirt emblazoned with the cutesy nursery rhyme slogan, “Kate & William sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G” (cue appreciative or dismissive noise, as appropriate).
Sainsbury’s reps noted the need for “affordable keepsakes”, and the £10 tee available in stores across the nation is the “perfect way to honour the momentous occasion and guaranteed to be the talk of the street party”.
Keep your eyes peeled for further fantastically kitsch additions – or take the high road by snapping up Kate’s engagement picture white Reiss dress, now reissued and back on sale.
Place your bets now on the next novelty instalment…