‘You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?’
‘We can’t go to Taco Bell! We’re in London! God, Karen you are so stupid!’
We can go to the Mean Girls brunch party though and it’s going to be so fetch.
Taking place on the 3rd February at Floripa the brunch is five hours of rainbows and smiles, themed games, brunch food, hopefully cheese fries and cocktails such as the Glen Coco and the carb-less butter. There’ll be a chance to win Spring Fling or Queen which gives you two free cocktails and if you’re first person to say fetch when the barman says ‘that’s so’ you get a free shot. That and an hour of bottomless prosecco, it’s going to be boozy.
Had a stressful week then there is a Burn Book to vent your anger in and free condoms although remember if you have sex, ‘you will get pregnant and die’ it might not be worth the risk. All this will happen whilst the film plays in the background.
Wondering what to wear? Pink obviously.
Book tickets, because if you don’t ‘you can’t sit with us’.
The Mean Girls Brunch is taking place on the 3rd February at Floripa