Who Doesn’t Love A Bit Of Punny Business?

By Lottie Hulme |
1st October 2019

If there’s one thing that The Handbook is known for, apart from the excellent writing, our devotion to all things food, drink and travel, and our fun and breezy style, it’s our puns. If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then puns are about half an inch above them. Which is why we can’t get enough (or is this sarcasm? You’ll never know). What you should know, though, is that these restaurants are so punny that we’re laughing our socks off…

Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird

It’s the pun to end all puns. The champ. The gold medallist. Tequila Mockingbird.

Found in Putney, Clapham Junction, Brixton and Tooting, Tequila Mockingbird is a bar that sells a whole load of, yep you guessed it, tequila! And if you don’t understand the title then we recommend heading back to school to English Literature class…

Where: Various Locations
Website: www.tequilamock.com

Fishcoteque

Fishcoteque

This Waterloo Road fish and chip shop has been around for half a century – what the fish! Its name is pretty genius, although the thought of fish dancing is quite the image. Inside, apart from the sight of jiving jellyfish, you’ll find fresh not frozen fish, with cod, haddock, rock, plaice and scampi making an appearance, and the odd special. It’s a tantalising traditional chippie worth a visit…

Where: 79A Waterloo Road, Lambeth, SE1 8UD
Website: Find Them Here...

Perky Blenders
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Perky Blenders

If you’re not a fan of flat cap wearing Brummies then you might not be familiar with this fun take on popular Peaky Blinders. This coffee kiosk in Walthamstow is worth a wander past to grab delicious coffee to takeaway, fresh and yummy pastries, and coffee bags to take home and ground for your brew method. Plus, if you bring your own cup then you save 40p. Have a blinder!

Where: East London
Website: www.perkyblenders.com

Planet Of The Grapes

Planet Of The Grapes

Imagine a planet full of grapes… So long as it was then turned into wine there would probably be a planet filled with a lot of happy people. For now, however, just one bar filled with grapes will do and you can find it in Bow Lane, as an ideal spot for a glass of vino!

Website: www.planetofthegrapes.co.uk

Phat Phuc Noodle Bar

Phat Phuc Noodle Bar

We had a fair few laughs in the office when we found Phat Phuc Noodle Bar. This rude restaurant is certainly not for prudes, offering up Vietnamese fare in Chelsea. ‘Phat Phuc’ in Vietnamese hilariously translates to ‘Happy Buddha’ in Vietnamese, but certainly translates to something else in our language… Either way, the noodles taste amazing and we’d highly recommend them!

Where: The Courtyard, 151 Sydney Street, Chelsea, SW3 6NT
Website: www.phatphucnoodlebar.co.uk

Fuckoffee

Fuckoffee

This coffee shop swears at you before you even get through the threshold, how rude! But if you do want to fuckinnie and not fuckoffee, then you’ll get some darling espresso serves that’ll have you pumped for the day!

Where: 163 - 167 Bermondsey Street, Bermondsey, SE1 3UW
Website: www.darksidecoffee.co.uk

Nincomsoup

Nincomsoup

Down, hidden in some shopping concourse in Old Street Station is some absolute hilarity found in the form of Nincomsoup. This hidden gem serves up soups, juices and coffee, with a side of LOL. Well worth a checking out…

Where: 5-7 Saint Agnes Well Old Street Station, EC1Y 1BE
Website: www.nincomsoup.co.uk


If you know of any punny businesses we’ve missed then do let us know!

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