“I Tried The New-Age Health Scan With A 10k Waitlist”
There’s a new kind of wellness appointment gaining serious traction in London, and it has nothing to do with candles or sound baths. Neko Health, the data-led health scan backed by Spotify founder Daniel Ek, promises a full-body snapshot in under an hour. With a reported 10,000-person waitlist and a growing buzz around preventative healthcare, it’s quickly becoming one of the most talked-about wellness experiences in the capital. So is it worth it? Our Beauty Editor, Tamara Corin, goes to find out.
At a glance
Price: £299
Duration: Around 60 minutes
Location: Central London
Waitlist: Approximately 10,000
Includes: Full-body scan, blood testing, and GP consultation
My honest review
The arrival: less Spa, more space station
Walking into Neko Health doesn’t feel like entering a clinic. It feels like you’ve accidentally wandered onto the set of a sci-fi film. Everything is sleek, minimal, and quietly intimidating. No clutter, no chaos, just soft lighting, clean lines, and lots of minimal deco inspo.
You’re greeted, checked in, and then swiftly handed what can only be described as the uniform of the future: a simple gown and slightly surreal, rubbery shoes that my teen boys would pay a lot of money for.
The scan: quick, quietly fascinating
The main event is the body scan itself, and it’s surprisingly quick. You step into a circular machine that looks part MRI, part spaceship, and stand still while it gets to work.
Cameras, sensors, and lasers map your body in seconds, capturing thousands of data points:
- heart rate and rhythm
- blood pressure
- circulation
- skin and mole mapping
- body composition
- metabolic markers
It’s completely non-invasive. No discomfort, no drama. Just a slightly surreal moment of standing still while technology quietly assesses you from every angle. But there’s something oddly calming about it, perhaps because for once, wellness isn’t asking you to do anything. You just stand there while the scan gets to work.
There’s something oddly calming about it, perhaps because for once, wellness isn’t asking you to do anything. You just stand there while the scan gets to work.
Tamara, Contributing Beauty Editor
The tests: more than just a scan
Alongside the scan, there are a few additional checks, including a quick blood test (sent to the lab via a rather theatrical chute), grip strength, and other functional assessments.
The blood analysis covers key markers such as cholesterol, blood glucose, and indicators of inflammation, helping to build a broader picture of your overall health. Everything is explained clearly as you move through the process, striking a balance between thorough and efficient.
The results: data, but make it digestible
Shortly after the scan, you sit down with a real GP, who talks you through your results in detail. Not an app, not a printout, but a real conversation. This is where it really delivers. You’re given a clear picture of your health, like a mini presentation about you, what’s working well, what could be improved, and what might need further investigation. It’s not diagnostic in every sense, but it provides a strong baseline and, crucially, direction.
If you’ve been putting off dealing with things like cholesterol, weight, or general lifestyle habits, having the data laid out like this is both clarifying and motivating.
The experience: not for everyone
Let’s address the obvious: this isn’t cheap. At £299, this is undeniably a premium service. It sits firmly in the “invest in your health” category and won’t be accessible to everyone. It’s also worth noting that while comprehensive, this isn’t a replacement for your GP or ongoing medical care. It’s best viewed as a preventative snapshot rather than a full diagnostic solution, and any follow-up tests or treatments would need to be pursued separately. That said, for time-poor people or those who like a data-driven approach to health, the convenience is hard to ignore.
The verdict
If you’re expecting a relaxing, spa-like experience, this is absolutely not that. But if you’re curious about your health, enjoy data, and like the idea of a quick, comprehensive check-in with your body, then it’s genuinely impressive. It feels smart. It feels modern.
Would I do it again? Yes, perhaps on an annual basis to see if my numbers have changed, for good or for bad. Plus, I love the fact that it’s super speedy, and for time-poor people like me, this was an ideal way to monitor my health.
One of the most interesting parts for me was the mole mapping. Every visible mole is scanned and recorded, creating a baseline for future comparison, which, frankly, feels like something everyone should have access to. It’s one of those quietly brilliant features that makes you realise how much we usually leave unchecked.
And then there’s the avatar. Yes, they create a full digital version of your body, slightly humbling. (I wasn’t entirely thrilled with where it decided my boobs were sitting!) It’s also worth noting for the most accurate results, you do the scan in your underwear or bra-less.
Would I do it again? Yes, perhaps on an annual basis to see if my numbers have changed, for good or for bad.
This feature is based on a personal experience and is for informational purposes only. It does not constitute medical advice or diagnosis. Always consult your GP or a qualified healthcare professional with any health concerns or before making changes to your healthcare routine.
