Bottomless: unless you’re buying a boat or you’re a colorectal surgeon, one of the sweetest words to hear. The endless possibility of a brunch with unlimited alcohol. Free-flowing bubbles to accompany a delicious meal, Aprol Spritzes like spritz is about to be banned. Bottomless is sweet to the ear and even more so to the mouth. So without further ado (because unlike everything else on this page, my time is not bottomless) are our fave bottomless brunches.

Duo

Thrown in some fizz at a brunch and we’re all over it, especially when pancakes and prosecco are uttered in the same sentence. Duo in Camden puts on a brunch that does just what it says on the tin; layers and layers of pancakes lathered in syrup accompanied by bottomless prosecco. What’s more there’ll be beats whilst you eat so you never know, you may just turn your brunch into going “out, out”!

Where: 22 Inverness Street, Camden Town, NW1 7HJ
Website: www.duolondon.co.uk

Smokey Tails

Smokey Tails, DJ Seth Troxler’s BBQ restaurant at Hoxton Square Bar and Kitchen now serves up bottomless brunch every Saturday and Sunday. It’s not just bottomless drinks either, the food is unlimited too. If you’re looking for a quiet spot for a leisurely brunch, this is not it but if you’re after somewhere to start the party or to banish the Sunday blues this is it. On offer there’s free-flowing drinks and food in the form of pancakes with fruit compote and vanilla cream; indulgent French toast with fried chicken and Cherry Cola gammon and fried eggs.

Where: 2-4 Hoxton Square, Hoxton, N1 6NU
Website: www.smokeytails.co.uk

Mews of Mayfair

Mews of Mayfair is like a trusty pal. The type you rush to for a cuppa or glass of wine when you need a shoulder to cry on, or that neighbour that you will always take in a parcel for you. They’ve got your back, especially when it comes to brunch! Enjoy a selection of sweet and savory brunch dishes at Mews of Mayfair’s Brasserie. Dishes include Eggs Benedict, Baked Eggs, N’Duja, Tomato, Butterbeans with Flatbread and Waffles with Maple Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream and Banana.  Add bottomless Bloody Mary’s, Bellini’s, Mimosa’s & Prosecco when you choose a minimum of two courses for an additional £20 per person; available while you dine for a maximum of 1.5 hours from first order.

Where: 10 Lancashire Court New Bond Street W1S 1EY
Nearest station: Bond Street (0.3 miles)
Website: www.mewsofmayfair.com

Smith & Wollensky

Pop across the pond to experience an all-American brunch. Except The Pond isn’t The Atlantic but The Thames. Smith & Wollensky, serve premium steak but you don’t have to be a MAGA-hatted, red-blooded American to appreciate their new bottomless brunch. Designed by head chef Tom Cook, the new menu offers both an a la carte option as well as a three-course set menu and, of course, copious amounts of Prosecco.

Where: The Adelphi, 1-11 John Adam Street, Covent Garden Riverside, London WC2N 6HT, United Kingdom
Nearest station: London Charing Cross (0.1 miles)
Website: www.smithandwollensky.co.uk

Goat Chelsea, 333 Fulham Road, London SW10 9QL, tel 0207 352 1384, www.goatchelsea.com

Goat

Goat grief! This place is good. Goat in Chelsea offers a wow-worthy weekend brunch offering an Italian inspired brunch spread set to get you riled up for the weekday shenanigans. Catch up with pals over doughy pizza, traditional tomato and olive focaccia and way more where that came from, coupled with drinks galore.

Where: 333 Fulham Road, SW10 9QL
Website: www.goatchelsea.com

Carte Blanche

If carte blanche sort of means ‘do what you want’ (rather than white map) then the new brunch at Hackney’s Carte Blanche really is an invitation to indulge. Which is always what I want. The restaurant, a French and American crossover, is launching their bottomless weekend brunch promising to either cure or cause a hangover. Expect US comfort food (mac’n’cheese, tacos, the works) and alcohol of course.

Darcie & May Green

When two funky coloured barges housing Darcie & May Green, designed by legendary British pop artist, Peter Blake are involved in a brunch you can’t go far wrong! Nestled up on the bank by Paddington station, the barges Antipodean-inspired menu has been quite the talk of the town for a while now. Guests can choose from brunch offerings such as banana bread, smashed avocado on charcoal or the ‘fancy bacon roll’ which you’ll just have to sample for yourselves to find out what this entails…

Where: Grand Union Canal, Sheldon Square, Paddington Central W2 6DS
Website: www.daisygreenfood.com

London Shuffle Club

No, we’re not onboard a transatlantic ocean liner, but instead we’re in Shoreditch (where else?) where this boat borne game has somehow transferred to a popular bar and restaurant. And they do bottomless brunches, as you know because we’ve already done four of these. The brunch at London Shuffle Club, Shuffle Brunch, includes two hours of bottomless beer, prosecco and pizza. So shuffle over East next time you’re in town.

Where: 4 Ebor St, Shoreditch, E1 6AW
Website: www.londonshuffle.com

Las Banderas

It’s sexy, it’s sumptuous, it’s Spanish and it’s a a jolly good brunch. Soho’s Las Banderas boast a brunch filled with tapas-inspired dishes such as patatas bravas and a fried egg, or pancakes with Jamon Iberico, maple syrup, strawberries and sugar-coated walnuts. Plus, in true Spanish form, delve into drink offerings including Bloody Marys, Sangria or Cava. Whether it’s the food or the drink that does it, you’ll be rolling down the street afterwards either way! ¡Arriba!

Where: 68-70 Wardour Street, Soho, W1F 0TB
Website: www.lasbanderas.co.uk

Sea Containers London

Brunch, everyone Londoner’s favourite time of the week, the meal that can cure a hangover, start a hangover and means you can technically eat twice as much as it’s two meals in one, although, not actually advisable of course. When we heard that Sea Containers had just introduced new dishes to their brunch menu, we knew of course that we had to check it out. Served between 12pm and 4pm the dishes are more on the ‘unch’ than the ‘br’ side. If you’re expecting to find poached eggs, salmon and spinach then you’re going to be disappointed, or not so disappointed depending on how you look at it, instead you can choose from the ultimate toastie with cooked ham, cheese sauce, pickled avocado; bbq pulled pork with streaky bacon and chicken and mushroom hot pot with roast potatoes. If cheese and meat don’t appeal then there is a quinoa salad with avocado foam, but it just sounds a little limp next to the slow cooked beef sandwich with fries.

Where: 20 Upper Ground, London, UK
Nearest station: London Waterloo East (0.3 miles)
Website: www.seacontainerslondon.com

Hot Box

We’re inviting you to hot box! Not literally, you cheeky devils, but to inhale the beauty of some bacon and Bloody Mary’s in their bucketloads. HotBox on Commercial Street has all things on offer to make your foodie dreams come true, from burgers, tacos, waffles, ribs and more.

Where: 46-48 Commercial Street, E1 6LT
Website: www.hotboxlondon.co.uk