No Mr Bond, I Expect You To Dine! London’s ‘Spystraunts’
In light of the new Bond trailer being released, it’s got us thinking about just how many spies might walk amongst us mere mortals. A lot, apparently. There are more spies in London than you can shake a poison-tipped umbrella at, with a recent report suggesting that Russia, alone, has over 200 intelligence officers handling an estimated 500 agents here. In the words of Watergate’s ‘Deep Throat’, “Follow the money”, and as the centre of global commerce and banking, together with our favourable legal system, time zone, climate (ish), transport links and, most importantly, shopping, the capital brings together a heady cocktail of the powerful, the wealthy and the unsavoury from across the globe. And, as ever, an army of spooks and shadowy forces are always just half a block behind, making the capital one giant melting pot of diplomacy, spies, covert actions and counter measures. We’ll leave it to serious journalists to ponder the ramifications for our democracy or to warn of the dangers posed when this intercine intelligence infighting spills into real life (the Skripals being the obvious case-in-point) . Instead we’re going to focus on what’s important to our readers: where do they all eat?
London has a rich history of feeding and watering spies of all shades and shadinesses, so with a wink, wink and a nod, here are some of the best known spots where you may or may not find the intelligence community at play.
And if you’ve still not seen the new trailer or heard about the new film, No Time To Die (it’s also Daniel Craig’s last whether that saddens or elates you), find out all about it here.
Royal Horseguards Hotel and One Whitehall Place
MI6 may now occupy one of the world’s most conspicuous buildings in their Vauxhall Cross architectural masterpiece (or carbuncle, depending on your architectural stance), but it seems that impressive Thames-side offices are in the organisation’s blood. The first incarnation of MI6, the Secret Intelligence Bureau, occupied what is now the Royal Horseguards Hotel and One Whitehall Place under the leadership of Sir Mansfield Smith-Cumming, the very first MI6 Chief. Clearly no great commuter, Sir Mansfield lived in a house that now also forms part of the hotel as well. The intelligence agency was apparently based on the 8th floor, so if you can bag a room up in the eaves, you might well be staying in the very offices used by some of the first members of MI6.
Where: 2 Whitehall Court, London, SW1A 2EJ, United Kingdom
Website: www.guoman.com
Millenium Hotel
It’s a wonder that the GRU, one of Russia’s main spy agencies, are allowed to carry round scissors, let alone highly toxic nerve agents. But while their officers blundered across around sleepy Salisbury in their botched attempt to murder turncoat Russian spy Sergei Skripal, they were treading in the footsteps of a rather more successful FSB, the KGB’s successor, operation to kill journalist Alexander Litvinenko. The journalist was murdered after Polonium was slipped into his tea at the Millennium Hotel, apparently by dodgy duo Andrey Lugovoy and Dmitry Kovtun at the orders of Vladimir Putin. The hotel occupies the South side of Grosvenor Square, until recently adjacent to the US Embassy and in the midst of embassyland and it remains a favourite of diplomats seeking somewhere quiet.
Where: Grosvenor Square, Mayfair, W1K 6JP
Website: www.marriott.com
The Stafford London
The Stafford is a magical hotel, and never more so than in the American Bar. It may have been revamped and corporate’d of late, keeping it in step with the times, but it’s the past where the The Stafford excels. The Americans bar buzzed with intrigue and spies during the Second World War, arguably it still does. Among the most famous was the so-called White Mouse, the code name of Nancy Wake, famously a Stafford guest and The Gestapo’s most wanted spy. The heroine spy, one of the most decorated servicewomen in British history, has been immortalised in the form of a signature cocktail at the bar.
Where: 16-18 St James's Place, Mayfair, London, SW1A 1NJ, United Kingdom
Website: www.thestaffordlondon.com
The Langham, London
It was one of the biggest scandals of the Cold War, when the Cambridge Five spy ring collapsed revealing some of Britain’s top spooks were, in fact, Russian agents. And The Langham is one of the places that Russian double-agent Guy Burgess made history. While he was feeding official secrets to the Soviets, he’d often stay over the way from the BBC, at the Langham. Indeed, according to a BBC internal memo he once attempted to break down his hotel room door with a fire extinguisher. Of course, it’s not just high-profile traitors who’ve stayed at the hotel; the likes of Winston Churchill and Charles de Gaulle, royalty and high society, in fact pretty much anyone who’s anyone.
Where: 1c Portland Place, Regent Street, London, W1B 1JA, United Kingdom
Website: langhamhotels.com/london
SIS Building
There’s normally a way to get into most restaurants, strings you can pull or favours you can call in. You can sit on a wait-list for six months or take a grim 6 o’clock or 10pm slot, promising to give the table back within half an hour. Not this one. We don’t even know the name of the terrace restaurant (or bar) at MI6. Even if we did, we’d be breaking the Official Secrets Act if we told you. The cuisine is a mystery and the Head Chef isn’t a household name.
