The Handbook
The Handbook

Thanks to modern ventilation methods you can tell Frank Sinatra to get in the sea, coz smoke does not get in your eyes… There’s really nothing quite like lazing in a wing-back chair, holding a cigar bigger than a bratwurst and discussing affairs of state; Brexit, Trump, Love Island and so forth.

But with smoking struggling with a rep about as toxic as Jeffery Epstein, it’s hard to find a sociable place to enjoy those sweet sweet cancer-sticks. Step forward some of our favourite hotels and restaurants, who have cleverly circumvented the freedom-restricting provisions of the smoking ban by creating rooms that are perfect for puffing away, sumptuous and yet protected from the elements. The smoking lounge: keeping dry cleaners in business since¬†1586.

The May Fair Hotel

Trust The May Fair to come up with a smoking terrace that’s even more fashionable than smoking, with fireside swingy chairs, lashings of rattan and deep cushions, making this Mayfair haunt one of the most desirable places in town to inhale those tumorigenic agents. The space is also ideal for drinks plus Mediterranean dining as the terrace serves Spanish and Italian bar bites, plus¬†Mexican and Peruvian highlights from their sister kitchens.

Where: Stratton Street, Mayfair, London, W1J 8LT, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Green Park (0.2 miles)

The Lanesborough

The Lanesborough is the epitome of London chic, and their smoking terrace is the quintessential place to relax with a pretty little Cuban. Or a cigar. The garden room has an extensive collection of Cuban and pre-Castro cigars in their walk-in humidor, let the Cigar Sommelier guide you to find the perfect flavour and strength for you.

Where: Hyde Park Corner, London, SW1X 7TA, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Hyde Park Corner (0 miles)

The Wellesley

Bill Clinton famously didn’t inhale, which should take him straight off the guest list at The Wellesley. The Knightsbridge hotel is the place to stay if you’re a smoker, the stuff wafts out like the fire brigade are en route, and if you follow the delicious smell you’ll find that ground zero is the the smoking room and¬†Europe‚Äôs largest hotel humidor.

Where: 11 Knightsbridge, London, England, SW1X 7LY

Hyatt Regency London - The Churchill

One of history’s most famous cigarists has to be Sir Winston Churchill. The Nazi beating, Pol Roger swigging, cigar chomping legend is immortalised in, among many other places, Hyatt Regency London – The Churchill, and their smoking terrace is a great place to honour the titan.

Where: 30 Portman Square, London, W1H 7BH, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Marble Arch (0.2 miles)

The Ritz London

The fug of opulence can’t be more clearly articulated than by a visit to The Ritz. Their smoking lounge comes with its own cigar shop, with a walk-in humidor flogging no end of¬†Cohiba, Partag√°s, Montecristo, Ram√≥n Allones and Bol√≠var cigars, not to mention the hotel’s own collection of Ritz cubans. The art deco smoking lounge is the ideal place to seek advice from the¬†cigar sommelier and sample at leisure.

Where: 150 Piccadilly, London, W1J 9BR, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Green Park (0.1 miles)

DUKES London

Down a little St James’s dead end you’ll find Dukes London, one of London’s best kept secrets. Head up to the cigar and cognac terrace and combine the rich heavy smoke from your cigar, with a delicious swill of cognac. Sit back and reflect that the world really isn’t that bad after all. Although maybe it is for the Cuban virgin upon whose thigh the cigar was rolled.

Where: Dukes Hotel, 35 St James's Place, St. James's, SW1A 1NY

Boisdale of Canary Wharf

Apparently Boisdale owner Ronald Macdonald (not the clown) has compared the smoking ban to¬†‚Äúa Nazi occupation‚ÄĚ. Someone should maybe tell him about the Holocaust? Either way,¬†The Cigar Terrace, just above The Macdonald Bar, is replete with¬†sofas, armchairs, cushions and rugs, with outdoor heaters and an awning and cashmere blankets in winter.

Where: Cabot Place, Canary Wharf, London, E14 4QT, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Canary Wharf DLR Station (0 miles)

The Montague on the Gardens

The Montague on the Gardens is never anything short of genteel, and of course the same goes for The Cigar Terrace. The spacious humidor cabinet includes the latest and most exotic cigars from around the world, which can be enjoyed by guests accompanied by snacks and drinks. The terraces works in partnership with Hunters & Frankau to source limited edition and vintage cigars.

Where: 15 Montague Street, London WC1B 5BJ
Nearest station: Russell Square (0.3 miles)

Bvlgari Hotel London

Old-school glamour, wood panels and deep leather chairs, The Bulgari Hotel has created a smokers’ paradise along with¬†cigar merchant Edward Sahakian. Channelling 1950s style, the smoking lounge sources cigars from¬†Edward Sahakian‚Äôs private collection and exploits the handy legal loophole that allows cigar shops to provide an enclosed smoking room. This place is worth taking up smoking for…

Where: Bulgari Hotel London, 171 Knightsbridge, London SW7 1DW, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Knightsbridge (0.2 miles)

Corinthia London

Bridging the indoor/outdoor divide, the Garden Lounge at¬†Corinthia Hotel London is comfortable and protected from the elements by large brollies, rugs and fires. A collab with ¬†cigar experts Hunters & Frankau, the well-stocked humidor is packed with rare and vintage cigars, which would go down perfectly with one of the 62 varieties of whisky on offer, not to mention the¬†rare selection of Symington family ports, which includes the Graham ‚ÄúNe Oublie‚ÄĚ 1882 port.

Where: Whitehall Place, Westminster, SW1A 2BD
Nearest station: London Charing Cross (0.1 miles)