8 Witty Responses To Those Awkward Family Questions This Christmas
There are some universal truths in this world: Your favourite beauty product will get discontinued. Hangovers only get worse as you get older. And your family will ask you painfully awkward (yet predictable) questions every year when you’re home for Christmas. With AI taking off this year, we’ve decided to put it to work by asking it said exhausting questions, and requesting some witty responses – here’s how it went.
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“So… are you seeing anyone?”
“Define ‘seeing’ — are we counting situationships?”
“When are you two getting married?”
“When the housing market recovers and Mercury’s out of retrograde.”
“When are you having kids?”
“I’m saving up for a Dyson Airwrap first.”
“You look tired. Are you getting enough sleep?”
“It’s actually a strategic choice. If I look this exhausted, nobody asks me to help with the washing up.”
“How’s the job hunt going?”
“A lot like dating — ghosted mainly, but I’m pretending to stay optimistic.”
“When are you buying a house?”
“Still waiting for my rich aunt that doesn’t exist to die.”
“Why are you still renting?”
“Because the bank laughed when I tried to get a mortgage.”
“When will you finally move back home?”
“When Deliveroo starts delivering to your postcode.”
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