Blue Monday: supposedly the most depressing day of the year. It’s the third week of January, we are back in the full swing of work, have no holidays booked for months, our glasses are dry and our bank accounts are too. Ok, ok, perhaps we’re wallowing too much – it’s not that bad. Especially when we have free pizza, free prosecco, free flowers, free massages, free comedy and free gin to get us through. Happy Monday!

Kensington Place

Free Fizz

On Mondays, Kensington Place sell their wines at retail price (because we all need a little cheering up on a Monday), but on Blue Monday they’re going even further and will be adding in a free glass of sparkling wine with your meal. All you need to do is quote Blue Monday when you book!

Where: 201-209 Kensington Church Street, Notting Hill Gate, London, W8 7LX, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Notting Hill Gate (0.1 miles)

Boisdale of Canary Wharf

2 for 1 Cocktails

If you’re toasting the end of the day with a cocktail and you’re in Canary Wharf then you need to head to Boisdales because between 6pm and 7pm they have 2 for 1 on all cocktails. It also isn’t just for Blue Monday, it’s every day – good to know.

Where: Cabot Place, Canary Wharf, London, E14 4QT, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Canary Wharf DLR Station (0 miles)

The Lighterman

Comfort Food

With dishes like beef burgers with smoked Applewood cheddar and BBQ mayonnaise and classic fish and chips, The Lighterman has it sorted when it comes to comfort food to cheer you up. What’s also rather good is that until February 13th, there is 50% off all food on Monday and Tuesdays. You just need to quote ‘50% off’ when booking.

Where: 3 Granary Square, London, N1C 4BH
Nearest station: London St Pancras (0.2 miles)

Percy & Founders

50% Off All Day

How does 50% off food all day on Monday sound? Sounds pretty great to us. What if we were to tell you it wasn’t just for Blue Monday either? It’s all day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday evening until the 13th February! You just need to quote ‘50% off’ when booking.

Where: Fitzroy Place, 1 Pearson Square, London, W1W 7EY
Nearest station: Goodge Street (0.2 miles)

Royal Exchange Grand Cafe

Free Emoji Macaroons

Don’t get emotional, it’s only one day after all, get emoji-ful (yes, we went there) instead at The Royal Exchange. They’ll be giving out free emoji macaroons to anyone who drops in on the 16th and if you post a photo using #rexemoji you’ll be in with the chance of winning a whole box.

Where: Royal Exchange, Bank, EC3V 3LR


Spice Up Your Monday

We all need a little heat this time of year – thankfully Rudie’s know a thing or two about the hot stuff. Throughout January, you can get a real jerk half chicken for half the price. Nothing else is done by halves though; the meat is marinated for 24 hours and smoked using pimento and sweet wood. Finally, it’s cooked over coals in the traditional way.
Monday to Thursday, 5-7pm until 31st January

Where: 50 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, N16 7XB


MeatUp Mondays

Every Monday at MeatUp in Wandsworth you can get a 225g steak with house slaw, BBQ sauce, chips and a drink (which it just limited to one sort but includes prosecco, wine, ale, lager and soft drinks) all for just £15. All of the eating, none of the washing up. Ideal.

Where: 350 Old York Road, London, London Borough of Wandsworth SW18 1SS, United Kingdom
Nearest station: Wandsworth Town (0.1 miles)

The Trading House

Random Acts of Kindness

The Trading House are rewarding those who venture out on Blue Monday (and the weekend before) with random acts of kindness – as if a cocktail isn’t sweet enough on its own! Treating guests to everything from bunches of flowers to boxes of chocolates and even vouchers for cocktail masterclasses, all you have to do is get yourself to the bar. Can’t visit this weekend? They are also offering 2-for-1 gins the whole month. We’ll see you there.

Where: 89-91 Gresham Street, Bank, EC2V 7NQ

Franco Manca

Free Franco Manca Pizza

Having a birthday in January may seem a little tough, but for those of us who do (yours truly), it actually makes the month a whole lot better – loyal friends even break their Dry January to celebrate with you. Sourdough pizza kings, Franco Manca, are making the month even better with the promise of free pizza for those with birthdays this month. Visit any Franco Manca on Monday 16th January, show your ID when ordering and voila! Who’s laughing now…
Monday 16th January

Where: Various locations


House of Happiness

Is Blue Monday really the most miserable day of the year or just a self-fulfilling prophecy? Who knows. All we do know is the that Finch’s at Finsbury Square, Moorgate will be transformed into a ‘House of Happiness’ for one afternoon only on the 16th January. As soon as you step in, your bags will be taken away and in their place you’ll be given eye masks and slippers. Snuggle up under a blanket and read your book, get a massage, have your beard groomed, decorate a cake, write a letter or listen to a happiness talk – there’s a whole host of hygge activities. The best part? It’s free and you get a goody bag – hurrah! Make sure you give them a call to reserve a space…
16th January

Where: 12A Finsbury Square, Moorgate, EC2A 1AN

Beefeater Distillery

Free Comedy and Gin

Turn that frown upside down! Yes it’s cold and yes we’re broke but The Beefeater Distillery in Kennington is holding a series of free comedy gigs as part of The London Tonic Series which are sure to raise a smile and hopefully even a laugh. The Beefeater Blues will see some of Britain’s best breakthrough comedians perform, including one of Ricky Gervais’ favourites, Adam Bloom, with gin cocktails made by Beefeater mixologists. Gin and comedy? We couldn’t be happier.
Attendance is free but booking via the website is essential.
Saturday 28th January, 1.30-4pm and 3.30-6pm

Where: 20 Montford Place, Kennington, SE11 5DE


£1 Tacos

So yes, we’re talking about Blue Monday, but what about Tuesday? Quite possibly the worst day of the week – you’re still far from the weekend and you don’t have the Monday ‘first day of the week’ excuse. Which is why the guys at Wahaca are bringing you £1 Taco Tuesdays throughout January! Whichever Wahaca you go into on a Tuesday you can order your first plate of tacos for just £1! Nice one.

Where: Various

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